I cannot stop misreading the series of "Meet Our Columnists" articles as "Meet Our Communists" instead. Particularly bad when I realized the most recent one was the fifth in the series, so now I'm inevitably thinking "Commie fifth columnist" and that's even more Red Scary.
I know it says Shogun 2024, but I cannot stop seeing it as Cleopatra 2525. It's all Bruce Campbell's fault - I was recently reminded of how Jack of All Trades and Cleo shared a one hour block during their brief existences, and now that brain cell will not go back to sleep.