You two have no idea! I've seen it played before. It's like that game with all the different colors - red, blue, green, and such - and the cards are all different and do different things to the other players, like making them draw extra times. What's it's name... Uno or something.
I've played it a couple of times, and it had magic items on the cards, and this stuff called spellfire you could use. It was on every card, but never explained what it did.
But heck, as long as no one finds out, I'll keep BS'ing through it. It's not like you need to know it to run the place - just keep picking random people and yelling at 'em.