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<blockquote data-quote="Ancalagon" data-source="post: 7860130" data-attributes="member: 23"><p>In an impressive display of coordination, the templar managed to wrap the trunk with their flexible bendy slugman legs and use their swords to slow themselves down. </p><p></p><p>The porter... well. Pinpehlu latches on to a figment... who is way too small to hold both of them aloft. He held on with all his strenght (which was considerable), but all Pinpehlu achieved was landing on top of it. A jet of purple goo flew out.</p><p></p><p>You both (by both I mean Pinpehlu and the figment) take:</p><p><a href="http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=231791" target="_blank">Falling damage: 2D6 = [2, 2] = 4</a></p><p>Stamina damage</p><p></p><p>(OOC: that could have been way worse...)</p><p></p><p>The other figments gasp. The fallen one slowly drags its way out of the stunned porter's body.</p><p></p><p><strong>"Yob is alive!"</strong></p><p><strong>"Of course I'm alive, I'm right here"</strong></p><p><strong>"Shut up Yob!!! erm... I mean, who's down there?"</strong></p><p><strong>"I think it's Sir Poopalot!"</strong></p><p><strong>"oh dear. Are you ok Sir Poopalot?"</strong></p><p></p><p>The nearly flattened figment rolls over to face the sky and says in a croaking voice:</p><p><strong>"I think I pooped myself"</strong></p><p><strong>"... I didn't know we had anuses"</strong></p><p><strong>"... well... I do now..."</strong></p><p><strong>"Oh dear. Yob, go fly down and give him a hand"</strong></p><p><strong>"I'm not doing that, he's covered in poop! And he smells like a porter"</strong></p><p><strong>"That porter was not a flyer"</strong></p><p><strong>"Fly porter they said. It will be fun they said"</strong></p><p><strong>"Shut up you two and go grab Sir Poopalot!"</strong></p><p></p><p>The figments touch down, help their flattened brethren up, and start flying away. What do you do?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ancalagon, post: 7860130, member: 23"] In an impressive display of coordination, the templar managed to wrap the trunk with their flexible bendy slugman legs and use their swords to slow themselves down. The porter... well. Pinpehlu latches on to a figment... who is way too small to hold both of them aloft. He held on with all his strenght (which was considerable), but all Pinpehlu achieved was landing on top of it. A jet of purple goo flew out. You both (by both I mean Pinpehlu and the figment) take: [URL='http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=231791']Falling damage: 2D6 = [2, 2] = 4[/URL] Stamina damage (OOC: that could have been way worse...) The other figments gasp. The fallen one slowly drags its way out of the stunned porter's body. [B]"Yob is alive!" "Of course I'm alive, I'm right here" "Shut up Yob!!! erm... I mean, who's down there?" "I think it's Sir Poopalot!" "oh dear. Are you ok Sir Poopalot?"[/B] The nearly flattened figment rolls over to face the sky and says in a croaking voice: [B]"I think I pooped myself" "... I didn't know we had anuses" "... well... I do now..." "Oh dear. Yob, go fly down and give him a hand" "I'm not doing that, he's covered in poop! And he smells like a porter" "That porter was not a flyer" "Fly porter they said. It will be fun they said" "Shut up you two and go grab Sir Poopalot!"[/B] The figments touch down, help their flattened brethren up, and start flying away. What do you do? [/QUOTE]
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