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<blockquote data-quote="TallIan" data-source="post: 7550730" data-attributes="member: 6853819"><p>There is a gasp from behind the bar, as Giselle realises the insult from U’Tempei. <strong>”Weeel beee suuure tooo goo baaack toooo yooouuur faaar aaawaaaay laaand”</strong> Sir Pelliton’s childish reply serves only to emphasise his own low wit as the insult from U’Tempei goes unnoticed by the knight. He looks at the bread held up by Eowyn as if it were a rat. He flicks it with a gauntleted finger, sending the bread spiraling over Eowyn’s shoulder and splattering her and the warbred with honey and butter.</p><p></p><p><strong>"However, I don' think Lord Saxton would have declared an open contract if he intended for ye to go an' deal with the orcs yourself."</strong> Orin said. <strong>"So you know what Lord Saxton wants now do you."</strong> Peeleton lets out a chuckle, looking around the room searching for a laugh. He leans in close to Orin then says in a low voice, <strong>"Do me a favour then, warbred, kill at least two of them afore ya' die."</strong> He stands upright and turns back to the room. His laugh is cut short when he spots Saarthax.</p><p></p><p><strong>”Those orcs, what did they do?”</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Well, well. Old Bedegar's pet dragon pup."</strong> says Pelleton, walking towards the newcomers. <strong>"Why, its the orcs what killed Bedegar and, I believe, your da. I woulda thought you'd be long gone by now. Lord Saxton's not so soft on outlaws. He'd rather not have trouble with his betters. 'corse you could always go after 'em ye'self, fam'ly honour an all that. Maybe the warbred can help. The pair of you can get four or five?"</strong></p><p></p><p>He turns and helps himself to some more ale. After intimidating a few more terrified villagers he says, <strong>"Best go rub myself with some horse$#!*, get the stink of this place off me."</strong> As he heads to the door Carroc calls after him, <strong>"G-good evening Sir Pelleton."</strong> Pelleton pauses for a moment, <strong>"Yes - next time you have a rat problem, Carrot, best ask a knight. Ratcatchers often bite worse than rats."</strong> He leaves, followed shortly by his men.</p><p></p><p>Outside the inn you can hear them mount up and head back out of town. The inn slowly picks up, but there is much more subdued.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TallIan, post: 7550730, member: 6853819"] There is a gasp from behind the bar, as Giselle realises the insult from U’Tempei. [B]”Weeel beee suuure tooo goo baaack toooo yooouuur faaar aaawaaaay laaand”[/B] Sir Pelliton’s childish reply serves only to emphasise his own low wit as the insult from U’Tempei goes unnoticed by the knight. He looks at the bread held up by Eowyn as if it were a rat. He flicks it with a gauntleted finger, sending the bread spiraling over Eowyn’s shoulder and splattering her and the warbred with honey and butter. [B]"However, I don' think Lord Saxton would have declared an open contract if he intended for ye to go an' deal with the orcs yourself."[/B] Orin said. [B]"So you know what Lord Saxton wants now do you."[/B] Peeleton lets out a chuckle, looking around the room searching for a laugh. He leans in close to Orin then says in a low voice, [B]"Do me a favour then, warbred, kill at least two of them afore ya' die."[/B] He stands upright and turns back to the room. His laugh is cut short when he spots Saarthax. [B]”Those orcs, what did they do?”[/B] [B]"Well, well. Old Bedegar's pet dragon pup."[/B] says Pelleton, walking towards the newcomers. [B]"Why, its the orcs what killed Bedegar and, I believe, your da. I woulda thought you'd be long gone by now. Lord Saxton's not so soft on outlaws. He'd rather not have trouble with his betters. 'corse you could always go after 'em ye'self, fam'ly honour an all that. Maybe the warbred can help. The pair of you can get four or five?"[/B] He turns and helps himself to some more ale. After intimidating a few more terrified villagers he says, [B]"Best go rub myself with some horse$#!*, get the stink of this place off me."[/B] As he heads to the door Carroc calls after him, [B]"G-good evening Sir Pelleton."[/B] Pelleton pauses for a moment, [B]"Yes - next time you have a rat problem, Carrot, best ask a knight. Ratcatchers often bite worse than rats."[/B] He leaves, followed shortly by his men. Outside the inn you can hear them mount up and head back out of town. The inn slowly picks up, but there is much more subdued. [/QUOTE]
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