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<blockquote data-quote="GreyLord" data-source="post: 9247053" data-attributes="member: 4348"><p>It could be hilarious though if, for once, they did something far more simple.</p><p></p><p>Dwarven Beer - Get Beer...any beer. Mix half of a glass with the beer, half the glass with 98 proof whiskey (any whiskey...dwarves aren't picky) and wait five minutes. Drink. Holler. Go back and get some more.</p><p></p><p>Dwarven Whiskey - Never mind, drinking this will kill you.</p><p></p><p>Elven Wine - Domaine Sauvete Sauvignon - the older and more expensive...the better. Elves are picky. Heck...just find the most expensive and tasty wine you can afford...it still won't make your elf friends happy.</p><p></p><p>Gnomish Liquor - Nyquil. Even that is too much for a Gnome. It puts them right to sleep.</p><p></p><p>Halfling Ale - Milk, spoiled. What, you didn't know they had that much in common with Aliens...did you???</p><p></p><p>Halfling Cider - Just normal, alcoholic cider. They need something every once in a while that isn't spoiled milk. You try drinking that stuff every day and see how you like drinking your milk that way...just to get drunk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GreyLord, post: 9247053, member: 4348"] It could be hilarious though if, for once, they did something far more simple. Dwarven Beer - Get Beer...any beer. Mix half of a glass with the beer, half the glass with 98 proof whiskey (any whiskey...dwarves aren't picky) and wait five minutes. Drink. Holler. Go back and get some more. Dwarven Whiskey - Never mind, drinking this will kill you. Elven Wine - Domaine Sauvete Sauvignon - the older and more expensive...the better. Elves are picky. Heck...just find the most expensive and tasty wine you can afford...it still won't make your elf friends happy. Gnomish Liquor - Nyquil. Even that is too much for a Gnome. It puts them right to sleep. Halfling Ale - Milk, spoiled. What, you didn't know they had that much in common with Aliens...did you??? Halfling Cider - Just normal, alcoholic cider. They need something every once in a while that isn't spoiled milk. You try drinking that stuff every day and see how you like drinking your milk that way...just to get drunk. [/QUOTE]
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