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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 8120244" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>DDEX03-03 Session 2</p><p></p><p>The Occupation of Szith Morcane Part 2</p><p></p><p>Rule of Cool BURNS.</p><p></p><p>Day 15</p><p></p><p>PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 22 Villains Captured 0 Villains Escaped 2</p><p></p><p>If you were running a pregen, bump your Tier 1 (most of you that will be your Level 1) pc up a level, 10 downtime days, and 80 GP.</p><p></p><p>If you were running your Tier 2 PC. Gain A level, 20 downtime days. 180 GP if you won last week’s bet. 150 GP is you lost last week’s bet.</p><p></p><p>Magic Item Staff of Swarming. (See DM NOTE 1.)</p><p></p><p>Begin time 7:14. End Time 9:30 the hard limit.</p><p></p><p>Everyone remember you can go shopping in the player’s handbook between sessions.</p><p></p><p>I had an average group of six. Three regulars. Three brand new. Bilbo Case Rogue 8. Tristen Rogue 5 first time player in AL, D&D, And RPG. Youngblood Barbarian 8. Kaskin Wizard 5. Andrew Fighter 5. Giants Bain Bard 5. (The three new people are running pregens. Hint Giants Bain will be called Dice Bain. If you need a dice tray, Bain I bring you one.)</p><p></p><p>When we last we left our five um six adventurers, they were hiding in Leomund’s Tiny Hut and Youngblood was complaining about lack to internet access. The Kuo-toa got bore and left them alone. They get back on their raft and continue down the mighty dark Mississippi River. A few hours pass and the river slows. It widens out to a small lake. Dim light is all around to various fungus among us. The fungus all glow in the dark. Well except for the running one. Being chased by four (No Ten. No four and the DM should highlight the encounter) Derro. Being within thirty feet of the shore, Bilbo tells everyone to fight on the evil Underdark halflings.</p><p></p><p>Bilbo, “Tristen hold my Beer!”</p><p></p><p>Tristen, “What? Aren’t you too young to drink?”</p><p></p><p>Bilbo, “Player is but not the halfling.” Bilbo hands his Pabst Forgotten Realms into Tristen hands. “Hey DADDY. Um Barbarian. I have an idea. FAST BALL SPECIAL!”</p><p></p><p>Youngblood yeets the halfling off the raft and into Derro number three. Both take four points of damage. The surviving three Derro surround the prone Bilbo.</p><p></p><p>Bilbo, “I smash two of my alchemist fire flasks together.”</p><p></p><p>DM takes off his glasses. “I heard you say. I smash two of my alchemist fire flasks together. Correct?” Open books. Goes with rule of cool and old 1E spread damage. It is a range attack with improvised weapon doing a d4 fire damage. Use a Dex 10 CHECK to put out. Hmm no rounds limit given.</p><p></p><p>The two flasks crash together doing nine points of damage to everyone within five feet of no beer halfling. The rest of the party finishes off the Derro. (Why are Derro evil Underdark dwarves instead of halflings?)</p><p></p><p>Shiitake blows spores into Bilbo’s face. “Thank you burning one. Let me take you to a safe place.” The group grounds the raft and follows Shiitake home to his wife and kids.</p><p></p><p>Shiitake, “This is my wife Crimini, my kids Portobello, Enoki, Chanterelle, Porcini, Shimeji, and Truffle.” His wife serves some nice flat bread, covered in red sauce, and little fish to the group. The group is trying to get to Szith Morcane, which is twenty-one days down the mighty Mississippi river. Shiitake offers them a Hummer.</p><p></p><p>No. Really. Shiitake is taking them to a guy name Huum. Huum is a mind flayer who has a teleportation circle which beams the group to just outside of Szith Morcane. Small problem. The cave it teleports too is occupied. By two dead drow. In fact, Morcane is not dark. Fire giants have set up smoky, braziers of burning very cheap coal. The smell of death, sulfur, and EPA violations hang in the air. The cave is also on the wrong side of Szith. They need to cross the bridge. Which is down halfway down the chasm, being supported by huge spider webs. The bard casts Mage Hand and plays the G chord distracting the spiders guarding their web. They cross and find a bad drawn map of the city. Using the map, the bard hands Tristen his beer.</p><p></p><p>Giants Bain, “Hold my Beer. I have an idea.”</p><p></p><p>Kaskin, “I turn invisible.”</p><p></p><p>Tristen, “I hide behind Andrew!”</p><p></p><p>Andrew, “I back up ten feet!”</p><p></p><p>Giants Bain, “I have this. We are going to bluff the Fire Giants at guard post three.”</p><p></p><p>Bilbo, “Cool I will help.”</p><p></p><p>Bilbo, Giants Bain, and the invisible Kaskin enter guard post three.</p><p></p><p>Giants Bain, “Hey Fire. We here to film a documentary for the Academy Awards.”</p><p></p><p>Fire Giant, “Okay.” (DM. Hears Bain’s roll. No way to beat with insight)</p><p></p><p>Fire Giant after more talk to the group. “Go through the temple. Hang a left. Look for the Quartermaster to get your pass. “</p><p></p><p>The group does not believe the giant. They split the party after copying the map. The invisible Kaskin and Tristen the hiding thief will back track to guard post two and circle back to the temple. The rest will wait a few then go to temple. The Fire Giant is just watching them.</p><p></p><p>The hiding duo finds out guard post two is empty, well except for the dead drow and broken stuff.</p><p></p><p>Bilbo enters the temple. He sees two drow veterans and a Hezrou which is frog like demon.</p><p></p><p>Bilbo, “Sergeant Schultz, do you mind if we interview Froggy? We are filming a documentary for the Academy Awards.”</p><p></p><p>Schultz smiles, “Go right ahead.” He and the private take a few steps away from Hezrou.</p><p></p><p>Bilbo sticking a microphone into the Hezrou’s face. “Hey Froggy. How do you feel about the evil occupation of the Fire Giants to your Home town of Szith Morcane?”</p><p></p><p>Froggy eats the microphone, and most of Bilbo. Just as Bilbo is about to be swallowed, Youngblood and Andrew attack. Bilbo is spitted out toward a corner to be eaten as snackage later. Youngblood goes left. Andrew goes right. Bain slowly walks toward the center.</p><p></p><p>After two rounds of not hitting nothing. Kaskin shows up and drops two fireballs on Froggy, Youngblood, and Andrew. (Note must remind new players about spell placement.) Bain casts Healing Word on lunch. I mean Bilbo. Bilbo wakes up and tosses ball bearing under Froggy. Froggy ignores the ball bearings but is pushed over by Andrew. Froggy chews on both Andrew and Youngblood. Until Tristen finds his magic bow on his character sheet. A natural twenty, and two good rolls later, Tristen the new guy saves the day.</p><p></p><p>The film makes are able to bluff Fydor the Fire Giant into believing they are a film crew. They bluff so good, Fydor releases Solom Ned’razak into their care. This so they can reshoot the action scenes of the fall of Szith Morcane. Hopefully Captain Hledh Hellspawn will not be mad. After the action scenes are shot, Solom teleports the group up to Dordrien Crypts just outside of Daggardale where they take an Uber to Elventree.</p><p></p><p>Story Award Ally of Solom Ned’razak.</p><p></p><p>DM NOTE 1. People especially the two very established players. Tier 2 (level 5 to 10) your renown lets you choose up to 3 magic items for free. Season 10 Renown item at tier 2 is your choice of +1 weapon, +1 shield, +1 rod of pact keeper, +1 wand of war mage or Bag of holding.</p><p></p><p>Tier 1 Renown gives you a potion of healing and inspiration. Yes, I know the cheat cards are wrong. Tier 2 potion of Greater Healing (4d4 + 4) or 10 silver Ammo.</p><p></p><p>DM NOTE 2. Remind me to print off maps, pregens, handouts, and other stuff during the message chats. Pack the madness charts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 8120244, member: 277"] DDEX03-03 Session 2 The Occupation of Szith Morcane Part 2 Rule of Cool BURNS. Day 15 PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 22 Villains Captured 0 Villains Escaped 2 If you were running a pregen, bump your Tier 1 (most of you that will be your Level 1) pc up a level, 10 downtime days, and 80 GP. If you were running your Tier 2 PC. Gain A level, 20 downtime days. 180 GP if you won last week’s bet. 150 GP is you lost last week’s bet. Magic Item Staff of Swarming. (See DM NOTE 1.) Begin time 7:14. End Time 9:30 the hard limit. Everyone remember you can go shopping in the player’s handbook between sessions. I had an average group of six. Three regulars. Three brand new. Bilbo Case Rogue 8. Tristen Rogue 5 first time player in AL, D&D, And RPG. Youngblood Barbarian 8. Kaskin Wizard 5. Andrew Fighter 5. Giants Bain Bard 5. (The three new people are running pregens. Hint Giants Bain will be called Dice Bain. If you need a dice tray, Bain I bring you one.) When we last we left our five um six adventurers, they were hiding in Leomund’s Tiny Hut and Youngblood was complaining about lack to internet access. The Kuo-toa got bore and left them alone. They get back on their raft and continue down the mighty dark Mississippi River. A few hours pass and the river slows. It widens out to a small lake. Dim light is all around to various fungus among us. The fungus all glow in the dark. Well except for the running one. Being chased by four (No Ten. No four and the DM should highlight the encounter) Derro. Being within thirty feet of the shore, Bilbo tells everyone to fight on the evil Underdark halflings. Bilbo, “Tristen hold my Beer!” Tristen, “What? Aren’t you too young to drink?” Bilbo, “Player is but not the halfling.” Bilbo hands his Pabst Forgotten Realms into Tristen hands. “Hey DADDY. Um Barbarian. I have an idea. FAST BALL SPECIAL!” Youngblood yeets the halfling off the raft and into Derro number three. Both take four points of damage. The surviving three Derro surround the prone Bilbo. Bilbo, “I smash two of my alchemist fire flasks together.” DM takes off his glasses. “I heard you say. I smash two of my alchemist fire flasks together. Correct?” Open books. Goes with rule of cool and old 1E spread damage. It is a range attack with improvised weapon doing a d4 fire damage. Use a Dex 10 CHECK to put out. Hmm no rounds limit given. The two flasks crash together doing nine points of damage to everyone within five feet of no beer halfling. The rest of the party finishes off the Derro. (Why are Derro evil Underdark dwarves instead of halflings?) Shiitake blows spores into Bilbo’s face. “Thank you burning one. Let me take you to a safe place.” The group grounds the raft and follows Shiitake home to his wife and kids. Shiitake, “This is my wife Crimini, my kids Portobello, Enoki, Chanterelle, Porcini, Shimeji, and Truffle.” His wife serves some nice flat bread, covered in red sauce, and little fish to the group. The group is trying to get to Szith Morcane, which is twenty-one days down the mighty Mississippi river. Shiitake offers them a Hummer. No. Really. Shiitake is taking them to a guy name Huum. Huum is a mind flayer who has a teleportation circle which beams the group to just outside of Szith Morcane. Small problem. The cave it teleports too is occupied. By two dead drow. In fact, Morcane is not dark. Fire giants have set up smoky, braziers of burning very cheap coal. The smell of death, sulfur, and EPA violations hang in the air. The cave is also on the wrong side of Szith. They need to cross the bridge. Which is down halfway down the chasm, being supported by huge spider webs. The bard casts Mage Hand and plays the G chord distracting the spiders guarding their web. They cross and find a bad drawn map of the city. Using the map, the bard hands Tristen his beer. Giants Bain, “Hold my Beer. I have an idea.” Kaskin, “I turn invisible.” Tristen, “I hide behind Andrew!” Andrew, “I back up ten feet!” Giants Bain, “I have this. We are going to bluff the Fire Giants at guard post three.” Bilbo, “Cool I will help.” Bilbo, Giants Bain, and the invisible Kaskin enter guard post three. Giants Bain, “Hey Fire. We here to film a documentary for the Academy Awards.” Fire Giant, “Okay.” (DM. Hears Bain’s roll. No way to beat with insight) Fire Giant after more talk to the group. “Go through the temple. Hang a left. Look for the Quartermaster to get your pass. “ The group does not believe the giant. They split the party after copying the map. The invisible Kaskin and Tristen the hiding thief will back track to guard post two and circle back to the temple. The rest will wait a few then go to temple. The Fire Giant is just watching them. The hiding duo finds out guard post two is empty, well except for the dead drow and broken stuff. Bilbo enters the temple. He sees two drow veterans and a Hezrou which is frog like demon. Bilbo, “Sergeant Schultz, do you mind if we interview Froggy? We are filming a documentary for the Academy Awards.” Schultz smiles, “Go right ahead.” He and the private take a few steps away from Hezrou. Bilbo sticking a microphone into the Hezrou’s face. “Hey Froggy. How do you feel about the evil occupation of the Fire Giants to your Home town of Szith Morcane?” Froggy eats the microphone, and most of Bilbo. Just as Bilbo is about to be swallowed, Youngblood and Andrew attack. Bilbo is spitted out toward a corner to be eaten as snackage later. Youngblood goes left. Andrew goes right. Bain slowly walks toward the center. After two rounds of not hitting nothing. Kaskin shows up and drops two fireballs on Froggy, Youngblood, and Andrew. (Note must remind new players about spell placement.) Bain casts Healing Word on lunch. I mean Bilbo. Bilbo wakes up and tosses ball bearing under Froggy. Froggy ignores the ball bearings but is pushed over by Andrew. Froggy chews on both Andrew and Youngblood. Until Tristen finds his magic bow on his character sheet. A natural twenty, and two good rolls later, Tristen the new guy saves the day. The film makes are able to bluff Fydor the Fire Giant into believing they are a film crew. They bluff so good, Fydor releases Solom Ned’razak into their care. This so they can reshoot the action scenes of the fall of Szith Morcane. Hopefully Captain Hledh Hellspawn will not be mad. After the action scenes are shot, Solom teleports the group up to Dordrien Crypts just outside of Daggardale where they take an Uber to Elventree. Story Award Ally of Solom Ned’razak. DM NOTE 1. People especially the two very established players. Tier 2 (level 5 to 10) your renown lets you choose up to 3 magic items for free. Season 10 Renown item at tier 2 is your choice of +1 weapon, +1 shield, +1 rod of pact keeper, +1 wand of war mage or Bag of holding. Tier 1 Renown gives you a potion of healing and inspiration. Yes, I know the cheat cards are wrong. Tier 2 potion of Greater Healing (4d4 + 4) or 10 silver Ammo. DM NOTE 2. Remind me to print off maps, pregens, handouts, and other stuff during the message chats. Pack the madness charts. [/QUOTE]
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