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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 8909989" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>DDAL00-11F Session</p><p></p><p>Pipyap Guide to Hell</p><p></p><p>Nessus: Twice as Nice for Half the Price</p><p></p><p>That is the Way the Cookie Crumbs.</p><p></p><p>Day 25</p><p></p><p>PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 27 Villains Captured 10 Villains Escaped 2</p><p></p><p>Start Time 7:05 End Time 10:27</p><p></p><p>Gain A level. 10 Downtime days. GP 60,000</p><p></p><p>Magic Item Ioun Stone of Mastery, Potion of Speed, Soul Coin, Scroll of Maddening Darkness</p><p></p><p>Reminder. Know your class. Have copies of critters available to you for anything you summon, call, or polymorph into.</p><p></p><p>I had a weak group of four. Clanker lizardfolk Battlesmith artificer 17. Chathan Dugal Fighter 12 Rogue 7 Human. Cicero Falone human fighter 20 Zunle Conjuration Wizard Plasmoid 17.</p><p></p><p>General Pipyap call his new squad for hire over at the Trollskull Manor and Tavern. After a few drinks he offer them a job. Go to Nessus in Hell. Talk to, beat up, and take his cookie bag from Xak’thar ruler of that level. See Fai Chen six blocks over for transportation. Fai Chen offers tickets to hell for two very rare items and delivery of the cookie bag to him first. The group agrees and arrive at Mahadi’s Wandering Emporium in Avernus the first layer of hell. One small complication. Pipyap has only paid of a hell moped. So only two people can ride comfortable. One of the the others will have to be on the handle bars. The second one will be secured with rope and dragged behind riding in a soap box. Or they could upgrade for the minor cost of their souls. Which did not happen. Pipyap also did not pay for the full tank of gas, so a Frost Brand was traded for tank.</p><p></p><p>The trip to Nessus was only had two detours. Clanker was reading the map upside down which caused stops in Dis and Stygia. They did pic up some nice road side stuff in Dis. (Did like the travel encounter system.)</p><p></p><p>Arriving near the Bloody Gorge of Slaughter sponsored by WOTC in Nessus, parking was great. (The Map of gorge need work.) Exploring the merchant hall, they pick up some nice hats and soul coins. Entering the stadium they wander toward they seats when the noise drives them crazy and except for Falone they start swinging on each other. After a brief breathe, they try to get backstage to see Xak’thar but don’t get pass the cooler. If they want to meet big blue, they have to enter one of the final rounds. Wizards, Graves, or Sisters was the choice. Choosing Sisters, they fight two mariliths.</p><p></p><p>Clanker, “Hard Fight. I am down to 17 hp. Time for a short rest.”</p><p></p><p>Xak’thar, “There no rest for the wicked. Round 5.” And he lands forty feet above the floor to a cloud of dust. To be instantly surrounded by 20 steam mephits. Six rounds later.</p><p></p><p>Announcer, “The new rules of Nessus are…”</p><p></p><p>Falone, “Sorry we are work for hire. All treasure and results go to our employer. Pipyap!”</p><p></p><p>Pipyap, “What I didn’t want to rule in Nessus. I just wanted my cookie bag.”</p><p></p><p>End of Session 394</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 8909989, member: 277"] DDAL00-11F Session Pipyap Guide to Hell Nessus: Twice as Nice for Half the Price That is the Way the Cookie Crumbs. Day 25 PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 27 Villains Captured 10 Villains Escaped 2 Start Time 7:05 End Time 10:27 Gain A level. 10 Downtime days. GP 60,000 Magic Item Ioun Stone of Mastery, Potion of Speed, Soul Coin, Scroll of Maddening Darkness Reminder. Know your class. Have copies of critters available to you for anything you summon, call, or polymorph into. I had a weak group of four. Clanker lizardfolk Battlesmith artificer 17. Chathan Dugal Fighter 12 Rogue 7 Human. Cicero Falone human fighter 20 Zunle Conjuration Wizard Plasmoid 17. General Pipyap call his new squad for hire over at the Trollskull Manor and Tavern. After a few drinks he offer them a job. Go to Nessus in Hell. Talk to, beat up, and take his cookie bag from Xak’thar ruler of that level. See Fai Chen six blocks over for transportation. Fai Chen offers tickets to hell for two very rare items and delivery of the cookie bag to him first. The group agrees and arrive at Mahadi’s Wandering Emporium in Avernus the first layer of hell. One small complication. Pipyap has only paid of a hell moped. So only two people can ride comfortable. One of the the others will have to be on the handle bars. The second one will be secured with rope and dragged behind riding in a soap box. Or they could upgrade for the minor cost of their souls. Which did not happen. Pipyap also did not pay for the full tank of gas, so a Frost Brand was traded for tank. The trip to Nessus was only had two detours. Clanker was reading the map upside down which caused stops in Dis and Stygia. They did pic up some nice road side stuff in Dis. (Did like the travel encounter system.) Arriving near the Bloody Gorge of Slaughter sponsored by WOTC in Nessus, parking was great. (The Map of gorge need work.) Exploring the merchant hall, they pick up some nice hats and soul coins. Entering the stadium they wander toward they seats when the noise drives them crazy and except for Falone they start swinging on each other. After a brief breathe, they try to get backstage to see Xak’thar but don’t get pass the cooler. If they want to meet big blue, they have to enter one of the final rounds. Wizards, Graves, or Sisters was the choice. Choosing Sisters, they fight two mariliths. Clanker, “Hard Fight. I am down to 17 hp. Time for a short rest.” Xak’thar, “There no rest for the wicked. Round 5.” And he lands forty feet above the floor to a cloud of dust. To be instantly surrounded by 20 steam mephits. Six rounds later. Announcer, “The new rules of Nessus are…” Falone, “Sorry we are work for hire. All treasure and results go to our employer. Pipyap!” Pipyap, “What I didn’t want to rule in Nessus. I just wanted my cookie bag.” End of Session 394 [/QUOTE]
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