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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9327070" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Planescape Session 14</p><p></p><p>Chapter 14 & 15</p><p></p><p>Call the IRS</p><p></p><p>Day 584 to Day 586</p><p></p><p>PC Killed 4 Monster Killed 67 Villains Captured 6 Villains Escaped 6</p><p></p><p>Start Time 6:16 End Time 8:55</p><p></p><p>Take 10 Downtime Days. 15,000 GP</p><p></p><p>Magic Item Dagger of Venom, Demon Armor, Instrument of the Bards Anstruth Harp.</p><p></p><p>I had an average group of five. Grimble 3000 Samurai 17 Tabaxi. Marmaduke War Cleric 17 Tabaxi. Dougart Time Lord Clockwork Sorcerer 17 Tiefling. Siv Monster Hunter 13 Champion 4 Wood elf. Adrianna Zealot Barbarian 17 Winter Eladrin.</p><p></p><p>Glitch.</p><p></p><p>The group is back in the casino on the platinum floor. Aurora walks in and sets down the courtesy basket. She grabs Dougart’s Staff of the Arch Sorcerer and breaks over her knee.</p><p></p><p>Aurora, “I will have a wood fire going in a moment. The Shemeshka Casino prides itself on using natural products.” Her eyes meet Dougart’s and it is love at first sight.</p><p></p><p>Dougart, “How did you break that magic staff? It is not possible.”</p><p></p><p>Aurora, “Love is the true Magic but even stage magicians don’t perform real magic silly. I will go get your platinum pass keys for the platinum lodge. And room service is 333 on the dial.” She leaves and Adrianna follows.</p><p></p><p>Adrianna, “I am agent A. MIRS. Multiverse Infernal Revenue Service. Do you have access to the real books?”</p><p></p><p>Aurora, “Yes. Meet me in House of Liars after supper.”</p><p></p><p>Mass chaos is happening in the room. This world does not have magic but they have all their abilities. The cards are laid on the table. Adrianna is an IRS agent and is going to bust Shemeshka. Dougart is in love with Aurora who he just met. Grimble 3000 was a humble post office work until Shemshka murder him by running a sixty-thousand-gallon milk truck into his mail truck. It wasn’t about dog earring her Dog Fancy magazines. Marmaduke was just kitten until Shemeshka Gamma Demon Rats bit her. They all have a gripe.</p><p></p><p>Shemeshka is going down tonight. Two Dougart are in this universe. One is him. The other is a cheap American knock off. A magic portal is somewhere in the casino. But a cloaking field is hiding it. The plan is made.</p><p></p><p>Marmaduke tosses her Sandcastle. GLITCH.</p><p></p><p>The group teleport into the security room. Two thugs object but are put down. The casino is quiet. It been closed for a year. The intercom crackles.</p><p></p><p>Shemeshka, “Dougart dear and guests. Could you meet me at the main stage? And bring your MIRS buddy. And those evil kitties too.”</p><p></p><p>Entering the casino floor the dust layer is over a year old. Shemeshka wears an ankle bracelet due to her house arrest.</p><p></p><p>Shemeshka, “Dougart I know you made friends with that traitor Aurora. She is in a safe place. Marry me and she will remain safe. I am only going to up for seven years for tax evasion. Marry me so you don’t have to testify against me. And after a few married man visits, we get along.”</p><p></p><p>Dougart, “No, and where is Aurora?”</p><p></p><p>Shemeshka, “Fine marry me first you lovely man and after five years you can take her as a second wife.”</p><p></p><p>Dougart, “No.”</p><p></p><p>Shemeshka, “Fine after three years you can marry her too.”</p><p></p><p>Dougart, “No”</p><p></p><p>Shemeshka, “Thug one and Thug two. Kill!” The fight starts and the mighty morphing elephant stomps on the Marmaduke and casts stupid on most of the party.”</p><p></p><p>Adrianna and Siv call “Summon IRS agents” and 13 berserkers arrive to help the party. Once the party is over, the group raids the secret get away stash and opens the portal to the Beholders Plane.</p><p></p><p>The modrons are marching. The Modrons are always marching. A mushroom beholder yells at the new maintenance team. The party is trying to get it bearings when two huge feet crash through the ceiling trying to stomp them. They vorpal sword whack both and move on.</p><p></p><p>The second trouble ticket has the maintenance crew trying to deal with skull of Beherit. Bert is not happy that the modrons are marching through his living room. Bert does have a bonus offer. If they take him with them, he will give them the location to the boss. And the coordinates to their original plane, and the fifth plane of Hell. Oh, they need to open the fifth plane and cuck him in.</p><p></p><p>Moving on to the third apartment the modrons are marching on. Marching on air. Not being able to follow them, the decide to platform across the dead beholder bodies. This goes well for the Samurai 3000. The rest fall into the bottomless pit which is 200 feet deep. Two befuddled beholders try to snack on the group. This does not go well for either group, both the team survives and takes a short rest in their sand castle.</p><p></p><p>DM Notes. Some of you were not paying attention about the pass keys to the longue. Good use of burning your blessings, and using your magic items you have acquired during the game. The dice did not like the group during the platforming section of the chapter. They burned all or most of their Lucky blessing. Remember what is in your treasure inventory. I do keep a players handbook handy if you need a hard copy. Let me know if the back room smells in the game store, we will get the air fresher machine to run while we are not there.</p><p></p><p>Grimble 3000 does want to DM for a group on game night. He will bring that up during the upcoming pot luck.</p><p></p><p>End of Session 516</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 9327070, member: 277"] Planescape Session 14 Chapter 14 & 15 Call the IRS Day 584 to Day 586 PC Killed 4 Monster Killed 67 Villains Captured 6 Villains Escaped 6 Start Time 6:16 End Time 8:55 Take 10 Downtime Days. 15,000 GP Magic Item Dagger of Venom, Demon Armor, Instrument of the Bards Anstruth Harp. I had an average group of five. Grimble 3000 Samurai 17 Tabaxi. Marmaduke War Cleric 17 Tabaxi. Dougart Time Lord Clockwork Sorcerer 17 Tiefling. Siv Monster Hunter 13 Champion 4 Wood elf. Adrianna Zealot Barbarian 17 Winter Eladrin. Glitch. The group is back in the casino on the platinum floor. Aurora walks in and sets down the courtesy basket. She grabs Dougart’s Staff of the Arch Sorcerer and breaks over her knee. Aurora, “I will have a wood fire going in a moment. The Shemeshka Casino prides itself on using natural products.” Her eyes meet Dougart’s and it is love at first sight. Dougart, “How did you break that magic staff? It is not possible.” Aurora, “Love is the true Magic but even stage magicians don’t perform real magic silly. I will go get your platinum pass keys for the platinum lodge. And room service is 333 on the dial.” She leaves and Adrianna follows. Adrianna, “I am agent A. MIRS. Multiverse Infernal Revenue Service. Do you have access to the real books?” Aurora, “Yes. Meet me in House of Liars after supper.” Mass chaos is happening in the room. This world does not have magic but they have all their abilities. The cards are laid on the table. Adrianna is an IRS agent and is going to bust Shemeshka. Dougart is in love with Aurora who he just met. Grimble 3000 was a humble post office work until Shemshka murder him by running a sixty-thousand-gallon milk truck into his mail truck. It wasn’t about dog earring her Dog Fancy magazines. Marmaduke was just kitten until Shemeshka Gamma Demon Rats bit her. They all have a gripe. Shemeshka is going down tonight. Two Dougart are in this universe. One is him. The other is a cheap American knock off. A magic portal is somewhere in the casino. But a cloaking field is hiding it. The plan is made. Marmaduke tosses her Sandcastle. GLITCH. The group teleport into the security room. Two thugs object but are put down. The casino is quiet. It been closed for a year. The intercom crackles. Shemeshka, “Dougart dear and guests. Could you meet me at the main stage? And bring your MIRS buddy. And those evil kitties too.” Entering the casino floor the dust layer is over a year old. Shemeshka wears an ankle bracelet due to her house arrest. Shemeshka, “Dougart I know you made friends with that traitor Aurora. She is in a safe place. Marry me and she will remain safe. I am only going to up for seven years for tax evasion. Marry me so you don’t have to testify against me. And after a few married man visits, we get along.” Dougart, “No, and where is Aurora?” Shemeshka, “Fine marry me first you lovely man and after five years you can take her as a second wife.” Dougart, “No.” Shemeshka, “Fine after three years you can marry her too.” Dougart, “No” Shemeshka, “Thug one and Thug two. Kill!” The fight starts and the mighty morphing elephant stomps on the Marmaduke and casts stupid on most of the party.” Adrianna and Siv call “Summon IRS agents” and 13 berserkers arrive to help the party. Once the party is over, the group raids the secret get away stash and opens the portal to the Beholders Plane. The modrons are marching. The Modrons are always marching. A mushroom beholder yells at the new maintenance team. The party is trying to get it bearings when two huge feet crash through the ceiling trying to stomp them. They vorpal sword whack both and move on. The second trouble ticket has the maintenance crew trying to deal with skull of Beherit. Bert is not happy that the modrons are marching through his living room. Bert does have a bonus offer. If they take him with them, he will give them the location to the boss. And the coordinates to their original plane, and the fifth plane of Hell. Oh, they need to open the fifth plane and cuck him in. Moving on to the third apartment the modrons are marching on. Marching on air. Not being able to follow them, the decide to platform across the dead beholder bodies. This goes well for the Samurai 3000. The rest fall into the bottomless pit which is 200 feet deep. Two befuddled beholders try to snack on the group. This does not go well for either group, both the team survives and takes a short rest in their sand castle. DM Notes. Some of you were not paying attention about the pass keys to the longue. Good use of burning your blessings, and using your magic items you have acquired during the game. The dice did not like the group during the platforming section of the chapter. They burned all or most of their Lucky blessing. Remember what is in your treasure inventory. I do keep a players handbook handy if you need a hard copy. Let me know if the back room smells in the game store, we will get the air fresher machine to run while we are not there. Grimble 3000 does want to DM for a group on game night. He will bring that up during the upcoming pot luck. End of Session 516 [/QUOTE]
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