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They weren't meant to model personalities in OD&D. After that, TSR and WotC designers constantly attempted to make them personality tests (probably in response to players not understanding them), which is one of the reasons the three-by-three alignment grid is a meme now known to the general public.They were never meant to model personalities.
In 6E, I would make alignments planar factions that aren't written down on anyone's character sheets by default.