Enk&D'Shai
First Post
“Against the Grain,” or “Can’t See the Forest for the Tree”
In the interest of setting a good example for my son, who will be coming home from the hospital an day now, we have decided to take a different direction with our installment introductions.
Lightning Bolt!
This is a new, more responsible, Enk & D'Shai.
Lightning Bolt!
So from now on, expect a certain amount of decorum, sobriety, and civility in these posts.
Lightning Bolt!
And in addition...
Lightning Bolt!
I would like to say...
Lightning Bolt!
that...
Lightning Bolt!
Would you please stop doing that?
Doing what?
Saying "Lightning Bolt."
Then how about a Tip o' the Day:
If you LARP, it might not be a good idea to film it.
That was... interesting.
You're interesting, if interesting means "stupid."
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid...
*****
“Against the Grain,” or “Can’t See the Forest for the Tree”
“Here we are.”
Ander knelt down and squirmed his way forward through the dense underbrush, closely following the goblin that had brought the ranger and his companions safely thus far. Balsag had led the group through the smoldering forest while avoiding contact with the shambling twigs that he said still fought the remaining pockets of fire: Ander couldn’t find a reason to stop trusting his guide now. When he came even with the goblin, who like the woodsman was now coated with a thick black ash, Ander pushed aside the soft branch to get a better look at the hill that would serve as the battlefield for the assault against the demon tree.
The hill rose up so that a tree line formed around the base, leaving the slopes empty: free of even the brambles that covered the rest of the underground forest floor. Sitting atop the steep hill like a king looking over his subjects was the twisted black form of the demon tree: its blackened bark outlined against the cold glowing moss covered ceiling. The leafless oak was gnarled and twisted, its main trunk covered in knots that gave it the illusion of a hundred mouths howling in pain. The only spots of color were several golden fruits that hung from the thick arm branches that stretched toward the hanging stalactites.
“Remember, I cannot help you in this fight, woodsman,” Balsag whispered from beside the young man. “My previous agreement with the tree’s lackey Belak keeps me from supplying you with anything more than information at this stage.”
“Too bad your agreement with the tree’s keeper didn’t include protecting him too. Bad for him, good for us.”
“I told you once, Belak bargained poorly. Your halfling friend was much better.”
Ander paused, thinking that Balsag might have more to say on the subject. After a moment, he continued, “I trust you’ll honor our agreement?”
Balsag turned his large shaggy head to look directly into the ranger’s eyes. “I have never broken my word. I don’t plan to start now.”
The young ranger shifted uncomfortably as the goblin stared at him. He had seen that look once before, last Festival, when a southerner had called one of the Icemist barbarians a liar. The southerner had ended up dead. “Just keep those goblins from coming down here and interfering,” Ander said, letting out the breath he didn’t know he had been holding.
“As long as three hundred gold lions cross my palm when I have safely delivered you to your destination, all will be well, Woodsman Ander.”
“First battles first Balsag. What more can you tell me of the demon?”
“Ah yes, ‘know your prey,’ the first rule of the hunt. Very well, but I suggest we join your companions so that I do not have to repeat myself. They may well offer additional insights into areas where my knowledge is limited.”
The ranger nodded his agreement and crawled after the goblin back towards the others. As much as his instincts told him not to, Ander found that he was beginning to like this giant goblin; he reminded the woodsman of his old teacher – Wrothgar wore his opinion on his armor too. Still, Ander reminded himself, there are differences: ones I need to remember.
When the two trackers returned to the group, Ander found everyone battle armed but waiting patiently. Ander spoke first, before anyone could ask any questions, “The battlefield’s fairly open, but before we talk about plans, I’ve asked Balsag to give us more information about the tree. I suggest we listen to what he has to say, but even he says he might have holes in what he knows. If you have something to add then speak up. Balsag?”
Balsag crossed his arms and spoke, “To fight this tree, I think you must first know what it is. Since most of you appear to be too young to remember the war, I will start there, but I will omit unnecessary details to avoid debate over who is responsible for what.” Ander heard a sniff from Theo at this remark, but Balsag continued.
“In the conflict that you surface dwellers call the Dread War, the Lords of the Nether Realm gained access to our world by the will and power of the Dreadlord. Generals of the demon princes were able to march whole armies onto what was once known as the Talbin Peninsula, and from the great tower there they were able to begin a bloody march westward.” Ander looked around his circled companions – from the look on Theo’s face, the priest knew a great deal of this already. “These demon armies laid such waste to the kingdoms of Ion and Tor that only by combining their strength were they able to hold off the invaders. You surface dwellers think that it was this alliance that destroyed the demon army, but we underfolk know better.”
“The allied army was only able to hold the demons at bay long enough for a secret enclave of magi to permanently close off the gateways between our world and theirs, trapping the demons here. For the demon’s Generals this was just a nuisance that kept them from returning home, but for the lesser evils this was a death sentence. These demons were now mortal. When the gateways closed their flesh was made whole in this world. Now when the blades of man bit into their skin it was real. No longer were they merely banished: they were destroyed. Forever.” Ander saw Pack’s eyes grow wide; he imagined the bard was already composing the tale of The Heroes of Icemist and How They Defeated the Demon Tree.
“When the rank and file of the demon’s army realized this, they panicked: soon the threat of final death from the armies of Ion and Tor had them in retreat. The Generals gathered what was left of their armies and fled deep into the heart of the world, for what purpose, no one knows. This demon was once a part of that army, but unlike the others he did not escape the war without wounds: wounds that would not heal.” Out of the corner of his eye, Ander caught Ashrem stroking his cheek, tracing the scars beneath his hood. “In an act of desperation he merged with this tree, feeding on its energy and trying to heal his wounds. For now it acts as his prison. Soon it will give birth to a new body for him. If you strike now, while it is still weak, you might have a chance to kill it.”
“How weak is it?” Aurora asked.
“Although I don’t know what it was like before it fused with the tree, I know that it was more powerful than it is now.”
Ander picked up the questioning, “What are its weak spots then?”
“It can’t move. It does retain some of its magic, though, so you can’t just sit back and shoot it: not that it would do any good. Its bark is as hard as steel, but once you cut away this layer of protection it is still just a tree. It can be burned.”
Pack’s voice seemed very quiet and small. “So what you are saying is we have to get in close and then cut away its bark and then light it on fire?”
“That would be your best course of action, but remember it will have twig blights to aid it, and it can create more of them.”
Ander saw all eyes turn on him, and the woodsman knew it was time. “Okay. Theo - you and I will be in charge of dealing with the blights; your flail and my staff have the best chance to destroy them. Ashrem, you and Pack have to find a way to get through its bark so that Aurora can roast it. Meanwhile Aurora, you need see if your missiles can cut through the tree’s hide. Otherwise help Theo and I until you are needed. We’ll also be counting on you for any help against whatever magic this thing has.”
“One last thing,” Balsag remarked as he turned to leave. “Belak had a large frog, about the size of a hound. I did not see it during your earlier battle so it must still be around. I will be back when the battle is done, and then I will fulfill my part of our bargain.” The goblin moved nearly silently away, back the way the companions had come.
Ander eyed each of his companions, and saw in their face a determination he had not seen before. Even the kobold Meepo shared their fire, almost as if he understood what was about to happen. The ranger fixed his gaze on Theo. “Brother Theo, with your blessing?”
The aged cleric smiled grimly and prayed in a whispered voice that matched his eyes. “Lord Zuras, tempest and the storm, grant us your might to strike our enemies without mercy for their deeds, but not without compassions for their victims. Let our steel be the thunder of your voice even as our arms are the lightning of your retribution.” Ander felt a prickling on the back of his neck, as if lightning were about to strike. “My friends, let us speak for all those that no longer have a voice because of this demon!”
The woodman’s blood boiled in anticipation, and he felt as if his skin was on fire. It was time.
“Let’s hunt.”
*****
Next Time:
"The More the Merrier," or "More Fuel for the Fire!"
You're stupid...
In the interest of setting a good example for my son, who will be coming home from the hospital an day now, we have decided to take a different direction with our installment introductions.
Lightning Bolt!
This is a new, more responsible, Enk & D'Shai.
Lightning Bolt!
So from now on, expect a certain amount of decorum, sobriety, and civility in these posts.
Lightning Bolt!
And in addition...
Lightning Bolt!
I would like to say...
Lightning Bolt!
that...
Lightning Bolt!
Would you please stop doing that?
Doing what?
Saying "Lightning Bolt."
Then how about a Tip o' the Day:
If you LARP, it might not be a good idea to film it.
That was... interesting.
You're interesting, if interesting means "stupid."
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're stupid...
*****
“Against the Grain,” or “Can’t See the Forest for the Tree”
“Here we are.”
Ander knelt down and squirmed his way forward through the dense underbrush, closely following the goblin that had brought the ranger and his companions safely thus far. Balsag had led the group through the smoldering forest while avoiding contact with the shambling twigs that he said still fought the remaining pockets of fire: Ander couldn’t find a reason to stop trusting his guide now. When he came even with the goblin, who like the woodsman was now coated with a thick black ash, Ander pushed aside the soft branch to get a better look at the hill that would serve as the battlefield for the assault against the demon tree.
The hill rose up so that a tree line formed around the base, leaving the slopes empty: free of even the brambles that covered the rest of the underground forest floor. Sitting atop the steep hill like a king looking over his subjects was the twisted black form of the demon tree: its blackened bark outlined against the cold glowing moss covered ceiling. The leafless oak was gnarled and twisted, its main trunk covered in knots that gave it the illusion of a hundred mouths howling in pain. The only spots of color were several golden fruits that hung from the thick arm branches that stretched toward the hanging stalactites.
“Remember, I cannot help you in this fight, woodsman,” Balsag whispered from beside the young man. “My previous agreement with the tree’s lackey Belak keeps me from supplying you with anything more than information at this stage.”
“Too bad your agreement with the tree’s keeper didn’t include protecting him too. Bad for him, good for us.”
“I told you once, Belak bargained poorly. Your halfling friend was much better.”
Ander paused, thinking that Balsag might have more to say on the subject. After a moment, he continued, “I trust you’ll honor our agreement?”
Balsag turned his large shaggy head to look directly into the ranger’s eyes. “I have never broken my word. I don’t plan to start now.”
The young ranger shifted uncomfortably as the goblin stared at him. He had seen that look once before, last Festival, when a southerner had called one of the Icemist barbarians a liar. The southerner had ended up dead. “Just keep those goblins from coming down here and interfering,” Ander said, letting out the breath he didn’t know he had been holding.
“As long as three hundred gold lions cross my palm when I have safely delivered you to your destination, all will be well, Woodsman Ander.”
“First battles first Balsag. What more can you tell me of the demon?”
“Ah yes, ‘know your prey,’ the first rule of the hunt. Very well, but I suggest we join your companions so that I do not have to repeat myself. They may well offer additional insights into areas where my knowledge is limited.”
The ranger nodded his agreement and crawled after the goblin back towards the others. As much as his instincts told him not to, Ander found that he was beginning to like this giant goblin; he reminded the woodsman of his old teacher – Wrothgar wore his opinion on his armor too. Still, Ander reminded himself, there are differences: ones I need to remember.
When the two trackers returned to the group, Ander found everyone battle armed but waiting patiently. Ander spoke first, before anyone could ask any questions, “The battlefield’s fairly open, but before we talk about plans, I’ve asked Balsag to give us more information about the tree. I suggest we listen to what he has to say, but even he says he might have holes in what he knows. If you have something to add then speak up. Balsag?”
Balsag crossed his arms and spoke, “To fight this tree, I think you must first know what it is. Since most of you appear to be too young to remember the war, I will start there, but I will omit unnecessary details to avoid debate over who is responsible for what.” Ander heard a sniff from Theo at this remark, but Balsag continued.
“In the conflict that you surface dwellers call the Dread War, the Lords of the Nether Realm gained access to our world by the will and power of the Dreadlord. Generals of the demon princes were able to march whole armies onto what was once known as the Talbin Peninsula, and from the great tower there they were able to begin a bloody march westward.” Ander looked around his circled companions – from the look on Theo’s face, the priest knew a great deal of this already. “These demon armies laid such waste to the kingdoms of Ion and Tor that only by combining their strength were they able to hold off the invaders. You surface dwellers think that it was this alliance that destroyed the demon army, but we underfolk know better.”
“The allied army was only able to hold the demons at bay long enough for a secret enclave of magi to permanently close off the gateways between our world and theirs, trapping the demons here. For the demon’s Generals this was just a nuisance that kept them from returning home, but for the lesser evils this was a death sentence. These demons were now mortal. When the gateways closed their flesh was made whole in this world. Now when the blades of man bit into their skin it was real. No longer were they merely banished: they were destroyed. Forever.” Ander saw Pack’s eyes grow wide; he imagined the bard was already composing the tale of The Heroes of Icemist and How They Defeated the Demon Tree.
“When the rank and file of the demon’s army realized this, they panicked: soon the threat of final death from the armies of Ion and Tor had them in retreat. The Generals gathered what was left of their armies and fled deep into the heart of the world, for what purpose, no one knows. This demon was once a part of that army, but unlike the others he did not escape the war without wounds: wounds that would not heal.” Out of the corner of his eye, Ander caught Ashrem stroking his cheek, tracing the scars beneath his hood. “In an act of desperation he merged with this tree, feeding on its energy and trying to heal his wounds. For now it acts as his prison. Soon it will give birth to a new body for him. If you strike now, while it is still weak, you might have a chance to kill it.”
“How weak is it?” Aurora asked.
“Although I don’t know what it was like before it fused with the tree, I know that it was more powerful than it is now.”
Ander picked up the questioning, “What are its weak spots then?”
“It can’t move. It does retain some of its magic, though, so you can’t just sit back and shoot it: not that it would do any good. Its bark is as hard as steel, but once you cut away this layer of protection it is still just a tree. It can be burned.”
Pack’s voice seemed very quiet and small. “So what you are saying is we have to get in close and then cut away its bark and then light it on fire?”
“That would be your best course of action, but remember it will have twig blights to aid it, and it can create more of them.”
Ander saw all eyes turn on him, and the woodsman knew it was time. “Okay. Theo - you and I will be in charge of dealing with the blights; your flail and my staff have the best chance to destroy them. Ashrem, you and Pack have to find a way to get through its bark so that Aurora can roast it. Meanwhile Aurora, you need see if your missiles can cut through the tree’s hide. Otherwise help Theo and I until you are needed. We’ll also be counting on you for any help against whatever magic this thing has.”
“One last thing,” Balsag remarked as he turned to leave. “Belak had a large frog, about the size of a hound. I did not see it during your earlier battle so it must still be around. I will be back when the battle is done, and then I will fulfill my part of our bargain.” The goblin moved nearly silently away, back the way the companions had come.
Ander eyed each of his companions, and saw in their face a determination he had not seen before. Even the kobold Meepo shared their fire, almost as if he understood what was about to happen. The ranger fixed his gaze on Theo. “Brother Theo, with your blessing?”
The aged cleric smiled grimly and prayed in a whispered voice that matched his eyes. “Lord Zuras, tempest and the storm, grant us your might to strike our enemies without mercy for their deeds, but not without compassions for their victims. Let our steel be the thunder of your voice even as our arms are the lightning of your retribution.” Ander felt a prickling on the back of his neck, as if lightning were about to strike. “My friends, let us speak for all those that no longer have a voice because of this demon!”
The woodman’s blood boiled in anticipation, and he felt as if his skin was on fire. It was time.
“Let’s hunt.”
*****
Next Time:
"The More the Merrier," or "More Fuel for the Fire!"
You're stupid...